Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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