Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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