I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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