and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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