He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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