if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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