If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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