just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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