You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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