My balls are so social today.
My pussy is not your playground.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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