Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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