All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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