HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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