If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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