Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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