do herpes really smell.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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whose parrot is this?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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