Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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