NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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