He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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