Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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