i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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