Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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