Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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