Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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