Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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