then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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