i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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