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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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