i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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