they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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