So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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