Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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