I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i think im in europe. pls send help
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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