Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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