he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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