Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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