I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
God I need to hump something, right now.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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