Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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