Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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