I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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