shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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