Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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