Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I feel like abortions should bother me more
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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