its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
there is glitter all over my balls
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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