I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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