apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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