Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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