Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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