I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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