FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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